It’s Wednesday and I’m already thinking about what I’m going to wear to inappropriately shake my ass in on Friday night. Enter Cameo, an Aussie brand of the negligible hemline and awesome name variety. Just saying it makes me break into Word Up, complete with nasal accent and comedy 80s crotch thrusting. The new spring drop has just arrived on Spottedonceleb.com – a website that should really be renamed Flirty Birthday Dresses That Everyone Will Ask You About.com. Cameo’s coquettish little designs do the trick quite nicely; by and large nipped in at the waist, cut to a cute skater style and given enough structure to look much more expensive than their £120ish price point. I’ll be the one in the red and I promise I’ll keep the retro dance moves to a minimum. Maybe.