Words To The Wise

I in no way claim to be down with the kids, so apologies if I'm a little late to the party with this one. My little (well, 21 year old) brother Alex, on the other hand, is one of those irritatingly hip bastards who is only made cooler by the fact that he detests all things cool. Yes, it is an enigma indeed. He showed me this yesterday. The poet/ musician in question is called Scroobius Pip and this is his manifesto on how to live. I daren't draw parallels with Mike Skinner for fear of being deemed even more un-cool than previously thought. But I will tell you this: it's brilliant. And if I didn't know better, I'd say the man behind the (very impressive) beard was my brother himself. This is exactly the kind of stunt he'd pull...