...I promise. But some of these were just too good not to share.

Snorkelling in the Perhentian Islands...


Butterflies in Borneo...
The cutest kids ever. We caught them just as they came out of school and sat, ate ice lollies and communicated entirely in smiles...

Angry AND aroused - probably the scariest combination ever...

This dude reminded me of Rafiki from The Lion King. We snapped him on a jungle boat safari on the East coast of Borneo.

Teeny baby monkey with a berry in its mouth. *cute overload*.

The orangutans were so beautiful and so mischievous. We watched them hit eachother as they battled it out for bananas, wash their feet in their milk for no other reason than to amuse themselves and swing around whilst we all sang I Wanna Be Like You in our heads. Just me, then? Oh well. One of them tried to hug me and I ran off screaming much to everyone else's chagrin. Just as well, really. A minute later said monkey pissed down the keeper's back.


I've always felt that muumuus are a very underrated garment...

Be still my beating heart. I would've bought an iPhone simply to encase it in one of these bad boys.

..but I settled for the most obnoxiously kitsch vinyl cover for my BlackBerry instead. Pink, Hello Kitty and rhinestones. Sold.

Me and my lovely sis-in-law, S.

Fish pedicure. We got asked to stop screaming. Twice.

Chinese temple decoration

20p for the best meal you've ever had. Take THAT, Nandos.

Love Pills. Total novelty but I liked the sentiment - you write down a good memory of your relationship and stuff it inside one of the empty capsules. When you're going through a rough patch you take a Love Pill. Well, not eat it, obviously. Doubt that would make you feel much better.

The best chicken sandwich that ever was. Room service at the Hotel Maya, Kuala Lumpur.

More kitsch crap that I lapped up at every opportunity. Loved every minute.
What was your favourite ever holiday?