The (very) lazy girl's guide to blogging: Part a million

Oh hai interwebs. Yah, it's me. I know it's been a while. My excuses are all terribly cliche - all you need to know is I've missed you and I'm back. Here are some pictures. Look at them all. I'll know if you don't.

Shooting in Crete two weeks ago and a LFW outfit that made me look slightly mental (but in my head, in that good, Mary-Kate Olsen in her Grey Gardens phase kind of way)

Posing in the Yves Saint Laurent gardens in Marrakech in January

 Chinese New Year in Novikov with the fam

 Spoilt with birthday flowers

LFW Day 1 - obsessed with the colour of my leather jacket 

Me and my very good friend Melissa in this LFW's The Daily

My gorgeous fellow blondie, Chloe 

New season Rupert Sanderson heels at Paris Fashion Week

No biggie, just me hangin with Marc Jacobs

Perfect red roses

Hashtag career highlight

Colour in Marrakech

Fangirling all over Bill Cunningham as I sat behind him at Roland Mouret

So this is Sam...

Everyone say hi.

Best birthday cake ever from lovely office pals - fresh fruit and cream from Bea's of Bloomsbury

 Birthday dinner at Evans & Peel detective agency. You have to make up a crime to be solved as payment for entry...

A lunchtime view on our fashion trip to Crete 

Birthday cake number two, this time from my mama - orange and honey

My (younger) brother puts me to shame when it comes to entertaining...

Brunch at Balthazar with Lucy from Luxe Life

A thankyou package of kaleidoscopic chocolate from the marvellous Amelia Rope. Her rose chocolate is beautiful...

Practical so totally allowed, am I right or am I right?

Hells yes. Six hours of Michael J Fox and trying to get Great Scott into every sentence. It's a wonder I have any friends.

Two names which I am very happy to see as bedfellows...

I cannot tell you how happy this picture makes me. Oh internets. I heart you so much. 

Back at Balthazar for dinner with gorgeous Givenchy-clad Samuel. He's also lucky I let him leave still wearing his watch. Next time Sammy boy, next time...

I'm pretty sure I've posted a picture of these bad boys before but that's just testament to their utter fabulousness. If you're wondering, they're cinnamon doughnuts with warm chocolate sauce from the Riding House Cafe. 

Beautiful spring breakfast at Hoss Intropia

Roots Manuva at Koko. Rodders, you blinking legend. 

Audrey Hepburn's dress at the Dior exhibition at Harrods

A fantastical spread at the Evans x Clements Ribeiro press event at Choccywoccydoodah

More new shoes. This time marginally less practical. But just as necessary. Welcome, Charlotte, to my wardrobe that now refuses to close properly

Marc Jacobs on stage (in pyjamas, naturally) at his Diet Coke launch party. Masses of confetti excites me at the best of times but I was very drunk by this point so this was pure, unbridled joy.

Loved this bar back in Brixton Market. A touch pretentious, yes, but still cool. 

The prettiest flowers I've seen in a long time...

New favourite brand: Parisian label April/ May. I have major designs on this bomber...

The Cartier apartment in gay Paris...

Such a girl, but this rainbow sugar bowl got me disproportionately overexcited

Retro cars at the end of the catwalk at Carven

This is me at a launch. I'd love to think I actually looked this chic at the time (and that my hair does that amazing bouffant thing at the top) but in reality I probably had a bit of canape dropped down the front of my jacket

A brand I am so very excited about; Ostwald Helgason.

Shourouk, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways

Goosebumps

The Ugg suite at the top of the ME Hotel during fashion week. Big pimping comes to mind

Ted Baker's clever ode to modern romance on Valentine's Day. They had me at bunch of seedless grapes

A teacup cocktail bar at Opium in Chinatown

Yes, that really is a dwarf in a cage. Dressed as a suited tiger. An unforgettable night at Cirque du Soir...

Oh Riccardo, you sheer ruddy genius. GIMMIE!

Cakes on a cake. Does it get any better? Nay, it does not